My first blog... not my first rant

Well, I've finally decided to start blogging. I've given thought to it in the past, but never thought I'd be able to keep a blog up to date. Hey though, what the heck? I'll give it a shot...

This new experiment gets me thinking about how many times we may say to ourselves, "I'll never do that" or "That's not me" and then one day we end up doing it. I know when people were first falling into the facebook extravaganza I laughed with mockery and thought I'll never do a foolish thing like that. Well, I finally bit the bullet too and just accepted the fact that without facebook I could never see that this person in my graduating class just got their tongue pierced. I mean come on! Do I really need to be informed of this? Then, what's worse there's pictures of it: An inflamed abominable mast of newly formed scar tissue protruding beneath an earring that has now redefined itself as a disgusting, freakish, out of place tongue ring.

One of these days I'll probably sit down and toggle the settings, so I can be saved from a horrid predicament of knowing when the wanton lesbian from my high school graduating class just scored big on a great night with her uhum.... Don't take this the wrong way I'm a very caring,friendly, and accepting person, but when I'm online to chat with a few close friends that I don't see often it would be ideal if I didn't have to know that my classmate from eighth grade just got outrageously drunk at a keg party and then got layed afterwards. Needless to say, the site hasn't addicted me. I mean there are some (I won't name any names) who worry me a bit. From time to time I see that he who must not be named just killed a zombie and has 3 lives left in the bloody underworld. Like I care!!!!

Well, I hope you enjoy my ranting about some of the absurdities of this insane and funny world called facebook. Just to pay my respects I will say that I appreciate that facebook has allowed me to keep in touch periodically with some close friends whom I don't see often. I can even use it a means of appeasement for people who I try to avoid. I can update my status and say I'm at the zoo or I'm lost in a theme park. All this just to throw off my stalkers. Just kidding. The avoidee in this scenario definitely isn't you. The avoider isn't me either, but the scenario was a filler to help me end this post. I hope everyone enjoyed this. I probably won't always be this funny or insulting, but I'll always try to blog about things I feel would interest or at least entertain your minds for a few minutes. Feel free to subscribe, comment, and please do visit again as I will try to update at least once weekly.

God bless.